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Aloha kekahi moa ke palu ʻia kāna ʻiʻo. A ua loaʻa i kēia ʻulaʻula i kahi ʻōlelo leʻaleʻa mai kona kaikunāne. ʻO ka mea maʻamau, no ia mau lawelawe pono ʻo ia e uku i ke kumukūʻai piha - e lawe i loko o kona waha a waiho ʻo ia i kāna ʻāʻī e kau i kāna dick. ʻIke wale au ua hauʻoli ʻo ia. A no ka manaʻo e like me ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻana a me ka ʻāʻī ʻana i ka ʻike ʻana i kona ʻōpū a me kona ʻū ma kona mau lehelehe - ʻoliʻoli wale ʻo ia.
ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hōʻole i ka noʻonoʻo ʻana o nā kāne - ua hana maikaʻi lākou i nā wahine! He nani, akahai a akahai. Ua maopopo ua hauʻoli nā mea ʻekolu i ka kamaʻilio ʻana a ʻaʻole makemake e hana hou i kekahi manawa! Pono wau e ʻōlelo me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, he mea hoihoi loa ke pāʻani me kahi lede o kahi hale ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ʻole e kūleʻa. No kēlā ʻano ʻekolu, pono ʻoe i kahi wahine maʻalahi a maʻalahi me kahi orifice i hoʻomohala maikaʻi ʻia!
Maikaʻi, Kuzma! Maikaʻi ka pāʻani ʻana i ka ʻaihue.